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출생 : 1972년 10월 17일
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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
May I have
your attention please
May I have
your attention please
Will the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
I repeat will the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
We're gonna
have a problem here
Y'all act like you
never seen
a white person before
Jaws all on the floor
like Pam
like Tommy just burst
in the door
and started whoopin her
ass worse than before
they first were divorce
throwin her
over furniture
It's the return of the
Ah wait no way
you're kidding
he didn't just say
what I think he did
did he
And Dr. Dre said
nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead
he's locked
in my basement
Feminist women
love Eminem
chigga chigga chigga
Slim Shady
I'm sick of him
Look at him
walkin around
grabbin his
you know what
Flippin the
you know who
Yeah
but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got
a couple of screws up
in my head loose
But no worse than
what's goin on in your
parents' bedrooms
Sometimes
I wanna get on TV
and just let loose
but can't
but it's cool for
Tom Green to hump
a dead moose
My bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky
you might just give it
a little kiss
And that's the message
that we deliver
to little kids
And expect them
not to know
what a woman's
clitoris is
Of course
they gonna know
what intercourse is
By the time
they hit fourth grade
They got the
Discovery Channel
don't they
We ain't
nothing but mammals
Well
some of us cannibals
who cut other people
open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes
then there's no reason
that a man and
another man can't elope
But if you feel
like I feel
I got the antidote
Women
wave your pantyhose
sing the chorus
and it goes
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
Will Smith
don't gotta cuss
in his raps
to sell his records
well I do so fuck him
and fuck you too
You think I give a
damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics
can't even stomach me
let alone stand me
But Slim
what if you win
wouldn't it be weird
Why
So you guys could
just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here
next to Britney Spears
Shit Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to
Carson Daly
and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over
who she gave head
to first
You little bitch
put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute
but I think he's
married to Kim hee hee
I should download
her audio on MP3
and show
the whole world
how you gave
Eminem VD
I'm sick of you
little girl
and boy groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent
here to destroy you
And there's a million
of us just like me
who cuss like me
who just don't give
a fuck like me
who dress like me walk
talk and act like me
and just might be
the next best thing
but not quite me
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
I'm like a head trip
to listen to
cause I'm
only givin you
things you joke about
with your friends
inside your living room
The only difference is
I got the balls
to say it
in front of y'all
and I don't gotta be
false or
sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic
and spit it
and whether you like
to admit it
I just shit it
better than
ninety percent of you
rappers out can
Then you wonder
how can kids eat up
these albums
like valiums
It's funny
cause at the rate
I'm goin
when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person
in the nursin
home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses
when I'm jackin off
with Jergens
And I'm jerkin
but this whole bag of
Viagra isn't working
And every single person
is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at
Burger King
spittin on your
onion rings
Or in the parkin lot
circling
Screaming
I don't give a fuck
with his windows down
and his system up
So will the real Shady
please stand up
And put one of those
fingers on each hand up
And be proud
to be outta your mind
and outta control
and one more time
loud as you can
how does it go
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating
So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
Ha ha
Guess there's a
Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it
let's all stand up
