smart boss + smart employee = profit smart boss + dumb employee = production dumb boss + smart employee = promotion dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
2. shopping math
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t.
3. general equations & statistics
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. happiness
to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Equation
1. office arithmetic
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
2. shopping math
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t.
3. general equations & statistics
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
a successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. happiness
to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him little.
to be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.