Saturday Night Live - Santa"s My Boyfriend

 Lyrics

Amy Poehler: [ singing ]
"I've got a new man this holiday Someone who won't let me down."

Kristen Wiig:
"A guy whose eyes always sparkle
A man who can show you the town."

Maya Rudolph:
"My boyfriend knows when I'm sleeping
He always treats me right."

Together:
"He knows if I've been bad or good
But when I'm naughty, he thinks it's nice.

Santa's my boyfriend
Oh yes, Santa's the one that I love."

Maya Rudolph:
"I believe he's real, because I can still feel
The touch of his furry white glove."

Together: Ahhhhh!!

"Santa's my boyfriend
Oh, I've never been in love like this."

Maya Rudolph:

"When he comes down my chimney --"

Kristen Wiig:

"I get weak in the knees --"

Amy Poehler:

"Because it's his kiss that's first on my list!"

Amy Poehler:

I like it when we jump in a sleigh,

and he takes me to the north Pole!

Kristen & Maya:

Ain't he the greatest!!

Kristen Wiig:

He told me that he loves the taste of my milk and cookies!

Amy & Maya:

 [ excited ] He told me the same thing!!

Maya Rudolph:

When everybody else is putting up their stockings, he's taking mine down!

Together: You get the picture!!

"Santa's my boyfriend
He keeps me warm in the cold winter snow."

Kristen Wiig: "He's jolly and kind --"

Amy Poehler:
"And I don't even mind
When he sees me and shouts:

Together: 'Ho, ho, ho!'

Santa's my boyfriend!
And we'll have a wonderful life
I can't wait for the time, when he'll truly be mine
And he'll leave his bitch of a wife!"

Amy Poehler: He's gonna leave her, right?

Kristen Wiig: Of course he's gonna leave her - he promised!

Maya Rudfolph: They always promise, and it usually works out, right?

Together: [ singing ]

"Oh, liiiiiiiiiiive.
Oh, liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive from New Yorrrrrrrrrrrrrk.. it's Sat-ur-day.. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."