"Legend has it he walks among us even now A dreamer alone in a world between dreams and reality Was he always a fighter? Was he always a hero? What do we make of the young Chuck Norris?"
[ singing ] "Norris used his hands and his feet And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet And he kicked and he punched with Mr. Bruce Lee A master of kara-ta-ta-tee And he kicked and he flipped some more Back to Vietnam to settle the score Don't forget "Walker, Texas Ranger" When he kicked and he punched his way from danger.
But hey let's turn back time to younger days (younger days) Before all of the fame and mind games (mind games) His deeds were no less great then A man among other men The legend of young Chuck Norris, yeah!
Young Norris used his hands and his feet And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet He also ran and he jumped in the air He was younger so he didn't even care Way before his Hollywood fame He slapped and punched and he saw the famed name He was known as Master Chuck His last name was Norris and his first name was Chuck.
Round house kick (Chuck Norris) Death hold grip (Chuck Norris) Mustache lip (Chuck Norris) Tender kiss (Chuck Norris)
Fathers, let your daughters know Dreams may come and dreams may go But a man like Norris never dies He lives forever in the children's eyes.
Young Chuck Norris, this is my tribute to thee (to thee) Live on great warrior into eternity (eternity) Yeah, yeah!"
Submitted by: Daniel Solzman
CAST
Doug Brogar.....Jason Sudeikis Young Chuck Norris.....Andy Samberg Extras.....Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Amy Poehler
Saturday Night Live - 척 노리스!!
Doug Brogar:
"Legend has it he walks among us even now
A dreamer alone in a world between dreams and reality
Was he always a fighter?
Was he always a hero?
What do we make of the young Chuck Norris?"
[ singing ]
"Norris used his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with Mr. Bruce Lee
A master of kara-ta-ta-tee
And he kicked and he flipped some more
Back to Vietnam to settle the score
Don't forget "Walker, Texas Ranger"
When he kicked and he punched his way from danger.
But hey let's turn back time to younger days (younger days)
Before all of the fame and mind games (mind games)
His deeds were no less great then
A man among other men
The legend of young Chuck Norris, yeah!
Young Norris used his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet
He also ran and he jumped in the air
He was younger so he didn't even care
Way before his Hollywood fame
He slapped and punched and he saw the famed name
He was known as Master Chuck
His last name was Norris and his first name was Chuck.
Round house kick (Chuck Norris)
Death hold grip (Chuck Norris)
Mustache lip (Chuck Norris)
Tender kiss (Chuck Norris)
Fathers, let your daughters know
Dreams may come and dreams may go
But a man like Norris never dies
He lives forever in the children's eyes.
Young Chuck Norris, this is my tribute to thee (to thee)
Live on great warrior into eternity (eternity)
Yeah, yeah!"
Submitted by: Daniel Solzman
CAST
Doug Brogar.....Jason Sudeikis
Young Chuck Norris.....Andy Samberg
Extras.....Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Amy Poehler