What friends for.....

money

i say unto ye......

money

it can buy a house

but not a home

it can buy a clock

but not time

it can buy you a position

but not respect

it can buy you a bed

but not sleep

it can buy you a book

but not knowledge

it can buy you medicine

but not health

it can buy you medical treatment

but not life

so you see money isn't everything

and it often causes pain and suffering

i tell you this because i am your friend

and as your friend i want to take away your pain and suffering

so

send me all your money

and i will suffer for you!!!!!

cash only please!!!

after all, what are friends for, huh??

i hope this made you smile!!!

laughter is the best medicine!!

money can't buy goofy e-mail and message, either!!

they come from your crazy friends!!