Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

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출생 : 1972년 10월 17일

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May I have
your attention please

Will the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

I repeat will the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

We're gonna
have a problem here

Y'all act like you
never seen

a white person before

Jaws all on the floor
like Pam

like Tommy just burst
in the door

and started whoopin her
ass worse than before

they first were divorce

throwin her
over furniture

It's the return of the

Ah wait no way
you're kidding

he didn't just say

what I think he did
did he

And Dr. Dre said
nothing you idiots

Dr. Dre's dead

he's locked
in my basement

Feminist women
love Eminem

chigga chigga chigga

Slim Shady
I'm sick of him

Look at him
walkin around

grabbin his
you know what

Flippin the
you know who

Yeah
but he's so cute though

Yeah I probably got
a couple of screws up

in my head loose
But no worse than

what's goin on in your
parents' bedrooms

Sometimes
I wanna get on TV

and just let loose
but can't

but it's cool for
Tom Green to hump

a dead moose

My bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky

you might just give it
a little kiss

And that's the message

that we deliver
to little kids

And expect them
not to know

what a woman's
clitoris is

Of course
they gonna know

what intercourse is

By the time
they hit fourth grade

They got the
Discovery Channel

don't they

We ain't
nothing but mammals

Well
some of us cannibals

who cut other people
open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes

then there's no reason

that a man and
another man can't elope

But if you feel
like I feel

I got the antidote

Women
wave your pantyhose

sing the chorus
and it goes

I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

Will Smith
don't gotta cuss

in his raps
to sell his records

well I do so fuck him
and fuck you too

You think I give a
damn about a Grammy

Half of you critics
can't even stomach me

let alone stand me

But Slim
what if you win

wouldn't it be weird

Why
So you guys could

just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here
next to Britney Spears

Shit Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to

Carson Daly
and Fred Durst

and hear 'em argue over

who she gave head
to first

You little bitch
put me on blast on MTV

Yeah he's cute

but I think he's
married to Kim hee hee

I should download
her audio on MP3

and show
the whole world

how you gave
Eminem VD

I'm sick of you
little girl

and boy groups
all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent
here to destroy you

And there's a million
of us just like me

who cuss like me

who just don't give
a fuck like me

who dress like me walk
talk and act like me

and just might be
the next best thing

but not quite me

I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

I'm like a head trip
to listen to

cause I'm
only givin you

things you joke about
with your friends

inside your living room

The only difference is

I got the balls
to say it

in front of y'all
and I don't gotta be

false or
sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic
and spit it

and whether you like
to admit it

I just shit it
better than

ninety percent of you
rappers out can

Then you wonder
how can kids eat up

these albums
like valiums

It's funny
cause at the rate

I'm goin
when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person

in the nursin
home flirting

Pinchin nurses asses

when I'm jackin off
with Jergens

And I'm jerkin
but this whole bag of

Viagra isn't working

And every single person
is a Slim Shady lurkin

He could be workin at
Burger King

spittin on your
onion rings

Or in the parkin lot
circling

Screaming
I don't give a fuck

with his windows down
and his system up

So will the real Shady
please stand up

And put one of those
fingers on each hand up

And be proud
to be outta your mind

and outta control

and one more time
loud as you can

how does it go

I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady

All you other
Slim Shadys are

just imitating

So won't the
real Slim Shady

please stand up

please stand up
please stand up

Ha ha

Guess there's a
Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it
let's all stand up