total agony....is love.

So, what's the problem, Samuel?
Can you give me any clues at all?

I really want to know.

Even though you won't be able to help?

Even if that's the case, yeah.

OK. Well. truth is, actually...I'm in love.

Sorry?

Aren't you a bit young to be in love?

No.

Ah, well. OK, well...
I'm a little relieved.

Because I thought it'd be something worse.

Worse than the total agony of being in love?

No, you're right.
Total agony.