One day, the seven dwarfs found a beautiful woman on their way home, but
she looked dead. They thought that she was sick, so they took good care of her. Suddenly, she opened her eyes and then she said,
“Where’s my castle?”
“Where’s my maid?”
One dwarf said
“You talk as if you were a princess.”
She said “I am princess snow white.”
The seven dwarfs asked her “why are you sick?”
She said, “No, I am just hungry.”
From that day, she ate a lot of food, but didn’t do any work.
Besides that, she kept complaining. For example,
“This house is very dirty and small.”
She wished that she was in her castle, and having a big party.
She ate so much that the dwarfs had to work much more than before. However, she complained much more than before.
So, the dwarfs could not rest at home
One day, the dwarfs saw her lying on the ground with an apple in her hand. One dwarf said, “She must have eaten a poisoned apple.”
Suddenly, a prince came up in front of them.
He said, “I have been looking for a beautiful girl for a long time, she must be this girl, I will kiss her and save her.”
One of the dwarfs said “Well, if I were you, I would not do that.”
However, the prince ignored his advice. He kissed snow white and she opened her eyes, and then they left to go to their castle.
The dwarfs shouted at the prince. “Good luck. Thanks anyway.”
After a few months, they saw the prince again, he cried out
“You guys spoiled my life.” “ I should not have kissed the sleeping princess.”
줄거리
백설공주가 일곱 난쟁이 한테 발견되는 부분 .. 우리의 백설공주는 많이 먹기만 하고 불평 투성이... 거기다가 아 파서 (왕비의 추격에 의해 )쓰러진 줄 알았는데 썩은 사과는 커녕 그냥 배고파 쳐 누워있었다는 사실 ... 스토리상 그냥 왕자가 나타나서 독사과 먹은 공주 키스 하고 데려 가는데 일곱난쟁이는 아쉬워 하기보다는 반겨 하는 분위기... 어느날 왕자는 다시 숲속에 와서 일곱 난쟁이 한테 아 잠자는 숲속의 공주한테 키스는 하는게 아니라는 말을 한다 그는 백설 공주가 아닌 잠자는 숲속의 공주를 찾고 있었던 것이다 ..( 반전속의 반전!!!!)
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Easy English ----------- Amazing story
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Written by Jino
One day, the seven dwarfs found a beautiful woman on their way home, but
she looked dead. They thought that she was sick, so they took good care of her. Suddenly, she opened her eyes and then she said,
“Where’s my castle?”
“Where’s my maid?”
One dwarf said
“You talk as if you were a princess.”
She said “I am princess snow white.”
The seven dwarfs asked her “why are you sick?”
She said, “No, I am just hungry.”
From that day, she ate a lot of food, but didn’t do any work.
Besides that, she kept complaining. For example,
“This house is very dirty and small.”
She wished that she was in her castle, and having a big party.
She ate so much that the dwarfs had to work much more than before. However, she complained much more than before.
So, the dwarfs could not rest at home
One day, the dwarfs saw her lying on the ground with an apple in her hand. One dwarf said, “She must have eaten a poisoned apple.”
Suddenly, a prince came up in front of them.
He said, “I have been looking for a beautiful girl for a long time, she must be this girl, I will kiss her and save her.”
One of the dwarfs said “Well, if I were you, I would not do that.”
However, the prince ignored his advice. He kissed snow white and she opened her eyes, and then they left to go to their castle.
The dwarfs shouted at the prince. “Good luck. Thanks anyway.”
After a few months, they saw the prince again, he cried out
“You guys spoiled my life.” “ I should not have kissed the sleeping princess.”
줄거리
백설공주가 일곱 난쟁이 한테 발견되는 부분 .. 우리의 백설공주는 많이 먹기만 하고 불평 투성이... 거기다가 아 파서 (왕비의 추격에 의해 )쓰러진 줄 알았는데 썩은 사과는 커녕 그냥 배고파 쳐 누워있었다는 사실 ... 스토리상 그냥 왕자가 나타나서 독사과 먹은 공주 키스 하고 데려 가는데 일곱난쟁이는 아쉬워 하기보다는 반겨 하는 분위기... 어느날 왕자는 다시 숲속에 와서 일곱 난쟁이 한테 아 잠자는 숲속의 공주한테 키스는 하는게 아니라는 말을 한다 그는 백설 공주가 아닌 잠자는 숲속의 공주를 찾고 있었던 것이다 ..( 반전속의 반전!!!!)