Translation

ㅇTranslation in Womens term in English:

-Yes = No
-No = Yes
-Maybe = No
-We need = I want
-I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
-We need to talk = I need to complain
-Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
-Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
-Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
-I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
-Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
-You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
-Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
-You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
-Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
-It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
-You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
-I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
-How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

ㅇTranslation in Men's term in English:

-I'm hungry = I'm hungry
-I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
-I'm tired = I'm tired
-Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
-I love you = Let's have sex now
-I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
-What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
-I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
-May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
-Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
-Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
-Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
-Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
-You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
-Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
-I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

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