Golf
is a lot of walking broken
up with lots of disappointments
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RESEARCH
FINDING
Research
shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk &
2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of
starch
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MEANING
OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W
--- wonderful H---- handsome I
---- item U --- useful
F
--- for S --- smart E
--- entertainment B --- but A
--- at N
--- night D
--- dangerous
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OLD QUESTION BUT IT DOES ANSWER...
CHILD:
Dad, where did I come from? DAD:
Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...
Dad
and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting
with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber
Cafe?
Then,
mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad
was
ready
to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall.
Seeing
that
it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the
upload..
ANECDOTES
DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at
at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone.
A part of me is getting hard already.
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NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ...china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol
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HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress
while thinking a name of his country and
his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".
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GOLF VIS-A-VIS LOVE
Golf is like a love affair
If you don't take it seriously, it's fun
If you take it seriously, It's going to be heart-ache
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WHAT'S GOLF
Golf is a lot of walking
broken up with lots of disappointments
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RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women
because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas
while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch
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MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W --- wonderful H---- handsome
I ---- item U --- useful
F --- for S --- smart
E --- entertainment B --- but
A --- at
N --- night
D --- dangerous
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THAT OLD QUESTION BUT IT DOES ANSWER...
CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...
Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a
meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe?
Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload..
Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD: Huh?