Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.
'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' ㅋㅋㅋ
2. Little Johnny가 경찰서로 야외수업을 갔는데,
경찰서 게시판에 범죄자들 '지명수배범' 사진이 붙어있는 거여요.
아이중에 하나가 사진을 가르키면서 그게 진짜 범죄자 사진이냐고 물어봤거든요!
경찰이 "그렇단다~ 경찰들이 범인을 몹시 잡고싶어 하지" 라고 말하자,
Johnny가 이렇게 물어보내요.
"사진찍으실때 왜 그를(범인) 잡지 않으셨어요?
<원본>
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'
3. Little Johnny는 아빠랑 경주마 옥션에 갔었는데요.
아빠가 이말 저말을 막 보면서...말의 다리랑 궁딩이랑 가슴 부분을 요래저래 손으로 만져보는 거여요.
몇분뒤 Johnny가 물어봤죠. "아빠 왜 그렇게 하는 거여요?"
"왜냐하면...말을 살땐...말을 사기전에 그 말이 건강한지 그리고 상태가 좋은지...그런걸 확인해 봐야 하는거야" 라고 아빠가 대답했죠.
그랬더니 Johnny가 이렇게 대답하내요.
"아빠, 내 생각엔 UPS 아저씨가 엄마를 사려고 하는거 같아!"
<원본>
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
little johnny joke
little johnny's joke 여요~
우리도 어린 아이였을때가 있었죠?
거짓말 한마디에 온 얼굴이 빨갛게 변해버리던...^^;
지금은...어뗘죠?
거짓말 밥먹듯이 하지 않나요?
때론...하얀거짓말 이라고 하죠? 선의의 거짓말...
ㅋㅋㅋ
어린 아이의 시선으로 본 어른들...느껴보세요~
원래 영어버젼인데...의역해봤어요. 영어 공부 하고 싶은분은 밑에 글 읽어보세요~ ^-^
몇개 더 있긴한대...요게 가장 잼나~ ㅋㅋㅋ
1. Little Johnny가 엄마가 얼굴에 콜드크림 바르는걸 보고있었어요.
"엄마 왜 그거 하는거야요?" 물어보니,
"이뻐지려고 하는거야~" 라고 엄마가 대답한후...티슈로 크림을 닦아냈어요.
그랬더니...Johnny가 이렇게 말하네요.
"왜그래?" "포기하는거야?" -0-;
<원본>
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.
'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' ㅋㅋㅋ
2. Little Johnny가 경찰서로 야외수업을 갔는데,
경찰서 게시판에 범죄자들 '지명수배범' 사진이 붙어있는 거여요.
아이중에 하나가 사진을 가르키면서 그게 진짜 범죄자 사진이냐고 물어봤거든요!
경찰이 "그렇단다~ 경찰들이 범인을 몹시 잡고싶어 하지" 라고 말하자,
Johnny가 이렇게 물어보내요.
"사진찍으실때 왜 그를(범인) 잡지 않으셨어요?
<원본>
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'
3. Little Johnny는 아빠랑 경주마 옥션에 갔었는데요.
아빠가 이말 저말을 막 보면서...말의 다리랑 궁딩이랑 가슴 부분을 요래저래 손으로 만져보는 거여요.
몇분뒤 Johnny가 물어봤죠. "아빠 왜 그렇게 하는 거여요?"
"왜냐하면...말을 살땐...말을 사기전에 그 말이 건강한지 그리고 상태가 좋은지...그런걸 확인해 봐야 하는거야" 라고 아빠가 대답했죠.
그랬더니 Johnny가 이렇게 대답하내요.
"아빠, 내 생각엔 UPS 아저씨가 엄마를 사려고 하는거 같아!"
<원본>
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'