Some of you readers might regard the following piece misogynistic, and degrading to women. So??? -_- just kidding. One thing we gotta remember is that Jokes are jokes, and Fun is Fun, right??? Well~ now that we got that outta the way,,,^^ here are some freshly posted 'Yo Mama' Jokes, including some oldies, but goodies. So, check it out. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red dress and everyone shouted "Hey! Kool-Aid!" Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. Yo mama's so bald, I can see what she's thinking. Yo mama's face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back. Yo mama's so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito. Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall! Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street her legs talk to each other: "You let me go, I'll let you pass, you let me go, I'll let you pass..." Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish. Yo mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make instant noodles. Yo mama's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller. Yo mama's so short, she had to climb a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama's so hairy, she's afraid of velcro. Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a key down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving! Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama's so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller. Yo mama's so poor, she steals free bread. Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Yo mama's so fat, that her nickname is "DAMN~" And That's All Folks!!!
Yo Mama
Some of you readers might regard the following piece
misogynistic, and degrading to women.
So??? -_- just kidding.
One thing we gotta remember is that
Jokes are jokes, and Fun is Fun, right???
Well~ now that we got that outta the way,,,^^
here are some freshly posted 'Yo Mama' Jokes,
including some oldies, but goodies. So, check it out.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red dress
and everyone shouted "Hey! Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Yo mama's so bald, I can see what she's thinking.
Yo mama's face is so ugly,
when she cries the tears run down her back.
Yo mama's so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street
her legs talk to each other:
"You let me go, I'll let you pass,
you let me go, I'll let you pass..."
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo mama's so dumb,
she had to have a cook help her make instant noodles.
Yo mama's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller.
Yo mama's so short,
she had to climb a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama's so hairy, she's afraid of velcro.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a key down the street.
I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving!
Yo mama's so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama's so poor, she steals free bread.
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so stupid that
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama's so fat, that her nickname is "DAMN~"
And That's All Folks!!!