오메글에서 외국인과 대화를 했는디

2011.10.30
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안녕하세여 한국이라고 밝히지는 않았승께 욕하지마여

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: How are you?

You: no

You: nonono

Stranger: What?

You: no

You: nonononono

You: nononononononono!

You: no!

Stranger: Oh, I see.

Stranger: Yes?

Stranger: Damn.

You: no

Stranger: So, if I'm understanding correctly, you mean no?

You: nono

You: i mean

You: no!

You: :D

Stranger: This is getting confusing... :)

You: no

You: your

You: no person

Stranger: You got me.

Stranger: I'm a ghost.

You: wow

You: nonononnono!

You: no!

You: dont come

You: nono!

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: Er, I mean.

Stranger: NO!

You: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: i just no!

You: so

You: i mean

You: yes!

You: okay?

Stranger: Okay.

You: no!

You: :)

Stranger: No?

Stranger: ^^

You: :(

You: no

You: im sad

You: bacause

Stranger: That's too bad.

You: you tell me

You: no

You: im so

You: gloomy

You: what should

You: i do?

Stranger: Pet a dog.

Stranger: Or eat ice cream

Stranger: or go outside in the dark.

You: why?

Stranger: Because it's peaceful and eerie.

Stranger: And relaxing.

Stranger: I like the dark best.

You: why?

You: so why?

Stranger: Because, if you live in a small town like I do, it's like you're the only person on the world.. It's an odd feeling. And exhilarating.

You: hmm

You: my

You: ans

You: is..

You: no
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: I knew it.

Stranger: :)

You: get out

You: no!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: No! This is my house.

Stranger: I'll do as I please. :)

You: Do not leave me alone !

You: why?

You: out!!!!!!!

You: this is

You: my

You: swimming pool

You: isnt it?

You: no?

Stranger: Is it?

Stranger:  It looks like my house, though.

You: no!

You: this

You: is

You: my

You: Swimming pool!!!!!!!!!!

You: nonono

You: this

You: is ur

You: house

You: i know

Stranger: Maybe I live in your swimming pool?

You: ya

You: ur

You: fish

You: okay?

Stranger: I really am. You got me.

Stranger: :)

You: no

You: u!

You: u!!!!!!!!!!

You: u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Hi

You: Hi

You: i said

You: Hi

You: why

You: dony

Stranger: Hi.

You: ans

Stranger: I  was texting.

Stranger: :)

You: hmm

You: ur

You: lie

Stranger: Why would I lie to  a stranger on Omegle?

You: i love you

You: suffice

Stranger: I see that YOU would, but that doesn't change my answer.

You: what is ur

You: ans?

Stranger: to what?

You: tell me now!

Stranger: What?!

You: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: No? No talking? Okay.

You: hey

You: hey?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: I'll talk.

You: just

Stranger: I gues.

You: love me..

You: im so sad

Stranger: ...

You: if

Stranger: I told you to go outside in the dark.

You: no

Stranger: It'll make you feel so much better.

You: im

Stranger: yes?

You: i wlll have next to you.

You: because

You: ur

You: ghost

Stranger: I'm also a fish, remember?

Stranger: I'm a ghost fish.

You: yeah

You: and

You: Ice cream

You: ur Ice cream

Stranger: I am?

You: ya

Stranger: That's a lot of things for one being to be.

You: You're melting

Stranger: But I"m already a ghost, ere go, I already melted.

You: :(

You: you die?

Stranger: I'm a ghost.

Stranger: therefore i died.

Stranger: :)

You: High Five

Stranger: *High five accepted*

You: no

You: so..

You: so many

You: people

You: thought

You: im a

You: ninny

You: but

You: yeah

You: it s

You: thruh

Stranger: You're a ninny?

Stranger: I don't know what that means.

You: haha

You: because

You: im

You: go to the

You: dieing

You: my life is dying

Stranger: You're life is dying?

You: I'm dying tomorrow.

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: Go out side in the dark while you still can!

You: So

You: I'm crazy

You: i love

You: dark

Stranger: I do, too.

You: you too?

You: why?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Because it's peaceful.

You: dark is mine

Stranger: It makes me feel relaxed.

You: hey

You: im sorry

You: but

You: dark is mine

Stranger: OKay.

You: okay?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: no.

You: no?

Stranger: ;)

You: no???????????

You: no???????????????????????!

Stranger: Sigh.

Stranger: I guess you can have the dark.

You: Now you're going to catch multiple

Stranger: I'll take dusk.

You: what?

Stranger: You know.. The time where the sun is setting, and it's almost dark, but not quite.

You: shut

You: i dont know

You: and

You: i dont want to know

You: so

Stranger: OKay.

Stranger: That's your misfortune.

You: i hate u

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: Aww.

Stranger: Why?

You: because

You: of

You: i

You: love u

Stranger: Those are conflicting emotions.

You: moving?

Stranger: What?

You: impressive?

Stranger: I'm impressive, yes.

Stranger: ;)

You: u love me?

You: ;)

Stranger: I can't say for sure.... ^^

You: whyu??!!

You: im so upset

Stranger: I don't know who you are, you see.

Stranger: That's an issue.

Stranger: :)

You: i've just given you my everything

Stranger: The dark?

Stranger: You gave me the dark?

You: yeah!

Stranger: Oh. Then I"m happy.

Stranger: Still don't love you, though.

You: dark is my everything

You: hmm

You: Unbelievable

You: so

Stranger: I apologize.

You: how was?

Stranger: How was what?

You: your

You: Finger

You: i dont have finger

You: so

Stranger: That's upsetting.

Stranger: How can you play the piano?!

You: i

You: cant

Stranger: I can.

Stranger: I have fingers.

Stranger: I'm good at it.

Stranger: :)

You: envy

You: so

Stranger: so

You: as toe

You: im

You: typing

You: surprised?

Stranger: That explains the lack of grammar. :)

Stranger: Not really. ;)

You: shut

You: im right

Stranger: Okay.

You: so what?

You: so

You: what should we do

Stranger: I dunno.

You: your

You: jerk?

Stranger: I'm a jerk?

Stranger: ;(

You: isnt?

You: is ?

Stranger: I don't think I am.

Stranger: Do I seem like a jerk?

You: hmm

You: you

You: ans me

You: dunno

Stranger: As in I don't know what we should do.

You: all rught

You: right

You: sorry

Stranger: I accept your apology.

You: everything is all my fault.

Stranger: Not everything.

You: i should not live

Stranger: war isn't your fault.

Stranger: You should live.

Stranger: You're entertaining.

You: why?

Stranger: Because you make me laugh with your silly words.

You: no

You: im

You: serious

You: i really

You: life is dying

You: die tomorrow

Stranger: I don't know what to tell you.... How are you going to die?

You: you're my last chater

Stranger: I'm honored.

Stranger: You're very lovely.

You: no!

You: im

You: turf

You: haha

You: isnt :)?

Stranger: I'm not 100% sure what that is...

You: hmm

You: unstoppable !

You: under?

Stranger: Oh, yeah..

Stranger: I suppose you are unstoppable.

You: :D

Stranger: :)

You: :(

You: no..

You: i do not need

Stranger: I have a feeling you do.

You: what

You: what?!

Stranger: You need some encouragement.

Stranger: I had to figure out how to spell encouragement.

You: ya

You: so ?

Stranger: So, I said you're unstoppable.

Stranger: And great.

Stranger: and funny.

Stranger: and awesome.

You: :)

You: :) → :D

You: ♥

You: ★

Stranger: I like the shapes you are making.

Stranger: They are lovely.

You: 솥

You: thx

You: ♣

Stranger: You're very welcome.

You: why?

Stranger: Because you said thanks, so I said 'you're welome'.

Stranger: It's just common courtesy.

Stranger: ;)

You: your

You: teacher

You: ?

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Just a teenager.

Stranger: :)

You: oh

You: good

You: you

You: mature!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: hahaha!

Stranger: I like to think so.. Hahaha. :)

You: no

You: i

You: just

You: only

You: me

You: thinks so

Stranger: Oh... I see how it is, then... ;)

You: you!

You: never

You: ever

You: forget me!

You: okay?

You: untill die!

Stranger: I won't.

Stranger: I promise.

Stranger: :)

You: really?

Stranger: Really.

You: lie

You: lie lielieleielieeleie

Stranger: I don't lie.

Stranger: Why lie when you're on omegle?

You: just

You: im a

You: no

You: you're a fish

You: right?

Stranger: That is true.

Stranger: A ghost fish none the less.

Stranger: But I"m not a goldfish.

Stranger: I have a good memory.

Stranger: :)

You: no

You: not smart fish

Stranger: I think I know more about  this than you. :)

You: in

You: world

Stranger: How do you know?

Stranger: Are you a fish?

Stranger:  Didn't think son.

Stranger: *so

You: hey

Stranger: yes?

You: i'm not your son

Stranger: It was a typo... I meant to say, "Didn't think so."

You: no

You: you say

You: son

You: you

You: said!!!!!!

You: son!!!!!!

Stranger: I know!

You: im not

Stranger: I didn't mean to!

You: your

You: son!!!!!!

You: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: I know!!!

You: are you getting angry at me right now?

Stranger: No.

Stranger: :)

You: im so sad

Stranger: Why?

Stranger: You're awesome.

Stranger: You can't be sad.

You: I want to die

Stranger: Why?

You: hmm

You: just

You: im not

You: human

Stranger: How so?

You: hmm

You: i dont know

You: i

You: i was not human at born

Stranger: Thats... sad...

You: I'm Tiger

You: can you believe?

Stranger: Tigers are kinda scary.

Stranger: I don't think so.

Stranger: Because you aren't scary.

You: why?

You: im

You: scayu

You: scary

You: much

You: very

Stranger: not really....

Stranger: :)

You: why?!!!?!

Stranger: You're too silly.

Stranger: :)

You: why do you think?

You: im

You: unstoppable!!!!!!

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: But not scary

Stranger: ;)

You: im silly?

Stranger: In a good way.

Stranger: ;)

You: im stupid?

You: im ninny?

You: good way?

You: thanks

Stranger: No!

Stranger: You're awesome.

You: i know

Stranger: You're one of the best people I've met on here.

You: really?

You: im touching

Stranger: Really

Stranger: .I'm still not 100% sure what a ninny is..

You: aha

You: ninny means

You: hmm

You: like a

You: wooden


Stranger: a fool?

You: okay

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: You are not a fool/ninny.

You: ya

You: now

You: i know

You: because of you

You: thanks

You: very

Stranger: Yay. ;)

You: very

Stranger: You are very very welcome.

You: i know

You: In fact,

You: im your

You: self

Stranger: What?

Stranger: I don't understand :(

You: i another you

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: I get it.

You: you know Doppelganger ?

Stranger: Yes.. Yes... :)

Stranger: I'm happy I have a Doppelganger now. :)

You: if

You: we

You: met

You: you die

You: so

You: now you

You: eeplied dying

You: replied

You: understand?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Yes I do.

You: ur ghost

Stranger: That is true.

Stranger: A ghost FISH.

You: im a

You: genius

Stranger: I thought you were a tiger?

You: isnt?

You: yaya!

Stranger: But yes. You are a genious tiger.

You: im tiger!

You: yaya

You: your

You: so

You: clever~???!

Stranger: Thank you!

You: no

Stranger: no.

You: you can not tell me to thank you

Stranger: Why not?

You: because

You: ur

You: tongue is truncated!!!!!!!!

You: no?

You: no?????!!!!!!!!1

Stranger: I guess not..

You: why?

Stranger: I don't think my tongue has decimals ,though.

You: why?!

Stranger: Because it's a tongue?

You: so what?

Stranger: So it can't have decimals, so it can't be truncated. :)

You: i

You: dont

You: understand

You: you

You: ur

Stranger:  truncation is the term for limiting the number of digits right of the decimal point, by discarding the least significant ones.

You: shut

You: just shut

Stranger: Okay. . . . :)

You: :D

You: i love you

You: and u?

You: u love me?

Stranger: I still can't say I love you....

Stranger: Because I don't know you.


Stranger: Also, you are now my doppelganger.

You: hey

Stranger: I can't love my doppelganger.

You: no!!!!!!1

You: you

You: know

You: me!

You: im

You: tiger

You: isnt?

You: so

You: and

You: im

You: i mean

You: so

You: i love u:)

You: hahah~~!

You: Good night~!~! today~

Stranger: Okay..

Stranger: Good night?

You: ya?

Stranger: Okay.

You: what sup?

Stranger: Um.. Nothing.. Just talking to you.

Stranger: What's up with you?

You: im

You: with

You: grapes

You: and

You: i eating

You: grapes

You: im

You: cruel

Stranger: I like grapes

Stranger: You are cruel.

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: How could you eat them? :P

You: want? grapes?

You: hmm

Stranger: I have some in the kitchen.

You: first

Stranger: I can go get some, but I"m too lazy.

Stranger: xD

You: peel them

Stranger: Okay.

You: why you

You: lazy?

Stranger: I am tired.

You: live diligently

You: so just

You: sleep!!!!!!!!1

Stranger: But it's not time for sleep.

Stranger: :)

You: what are u doing on here!!!

You: just sleep!!

You: your

You: tired!

Stranger: But I don't want to sleep.

You: and then you die What do we do?

Stranger: I'm already dead, remember?

You: i see

You: and

You: ohoh

You: first

You: peel them

You: okay?

Stranger: Okay.

You: okdy?!

You: and

You: ohoh

You: in my

You: mouth

You: use

You: my

You: tongue

You: okay?

Stranger: Erm... okay?

You: okay??!?!!!!!!!

Stranger: Okay.

You: ya

You: and

You: suck blood of

You: them

You: all right?

You: and

Stranger: I suppose.

You: swallow

You: and

You: spit shells

You: over

You: Is not that so cruel?

Stranger: Um.. Grapes don't have shells.

Stranger: :)

You: im unstoppable

Stranger: That is true.

You: no!

Stranger: Look, Mr.Unstoppable, I have to leave now.

You: they have

Stranger: My brother wants to use the computer.

You: doay

You: why?@?!

You: but

You: okay

You: i know

You: ur mind

Stranger: Because he needs to do some kind of work or something.

You: yaya

You: i know

You: i understand you

Stranger: Okay.

Stranger: Good day, Mr. Unstoppable Tiger.

Stranger: :)

Stranger: I won't forget you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.