What endearments am I allowed?  
Well, let me think. Lizzie, for everyday. My pearl, for Sundays. And Goddess Divine, but only on very special occasions.  
And what shall I call you when I'm cross? Mrs. Darcy?  
No. No. You may only call me 'Mrs. Darcy' when you are completely, perfectly, incandescently happy. 
    Mrs. Darcy.. Mrs. Darcy.. Mrs. Darcy.. Mrs. Darcy..