*LOVE*
사랑

Smart man + smart woman = romance
똑똑한남자 + 똑똑한여자 = 로맨스

Smart man + dumb woman = affair
똑똑한남자 + 멍청한여자 = 바람

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
멍청한남자 + 똑똑한여자 = 결혼

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
멍청한남자 + 멍청한여자 = 임신

*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
일에관한수학공식

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
똑똑한상사 + 똑똑한부하직원 = 이윤

Smart boss + dumb employee = production
똑똑한상사 + 멍청한부하직원 = 생산

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
멍청한상사 + 똑똑한부하직원 = 진급

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
멍청한상사 + 멍청한부하직원 = 연장근무

*SHOPPING MATH *
쇼핑에관한공식

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
남자는꼭필요한1달러짜리물건을2달러에사온다

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
여자는전혀필요하지않은2달러짜리물건을1달러에사온다

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
일반방정식과통계

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
여자는결혼할때까지만미래에대해걱정한다

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
남자는전혀걱정없이살다가결혼하고나서야미래에대한걱정이생긴다

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
성공한남자란마누라가쓰는돈보다많이버는사람이다

A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 성공한여자는그런남자를만나는것이다

*HAPPINESS *
행복

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
남자와행복하게살려면반드시최대한많이그남자를이해하려
노력해야하고사랑은쪼금만해라

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to nderstand her at all.
여자와행복하게살려면반드시그녀를아주많이사랑하되
절대그녀를이해하려해선안된다

*LONGEVITY*
수명

Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
결혼한남자는평생혼자산남자보다수명이길지만
결혼한남자는죽고싶어하는사람이많다

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
변화성향

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
여자는결혼후남자가변하길바라지만남자는변하지않는다

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
남자는결혼해도여자가변하지않길바라지만여자는변한다

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE *
대화기술

A woman has the last word in any argument!
말다툼을할때마지막결론은반드시여자가내려야한다

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
그이후에남자가하는말은또다른말다툼의시작이된다

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