"여보세요??"

"마누라야^^"

"왜?"

"너지금누구랑이써?"

"친구랑..;"

"친구?미선이?진주?선아?"

"아니너모르는친구.."

"바꿔"

"응?"

"내가모르는친구바꾸라고"

"왜그래너 ~ 나의심해?"

"아니"

"옆에아무도없어,친구갔어"

"구라즐"

"진짜얌"

"바꾸라고.욕안해.안때려"

"..진짜?"

"응너랑잘놀라고할꺼야"

"아랐어"

"여보세요"

"니가여자냐?"

"아닌데?"

"야.아나씨발.내말잘들어"

"그래"

"1미터씩떨어져걷고,내마누라딸기아이스크림좋아해.

그거사주고, 집에데려다줘?알았어?더놀려고하지마라"

"지랄털긴"

"씨발아똑바로들으라고나지금너눈앞에보고있으니까"

"그래"

"우리마누라머리카락이라도니손에스쳤다간.........."

"스쳤다간?나지금스쳤는데,손도잡았어,보이냐?"

"...............나지금뛰여간다씨발아"