안녕하세요전판에죽고판에사는한소녀잉니닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ예쁘게봐주세여
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ전풋풋한.......나이를공개하지안겟어여^.^ㅎㅋ
자잡소리그만하고본론으로들어갈게여편하게음슴체쓰겟어요!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
맞춤법틀려도애~~~~교로봐주시는톡커님들은
오늘 난 친구랑 동대문을 갓슴(참고로 우리집과 동대문은 전철타고 62분거리임)
그렇게 전철 한 시간의 긴 여정을 끝내고 우린 드디어 동to the 대문에도착하엿슴
"부푼마음을 부여잡고" 가아닌 강풍으로인해 "옷깃을부여잡고" d*ota서 아이쇼핑을하고
가난한 우리는 apm에서 바지하나씩고르고 서울에 왓스니까 차도녀컨셉으로 거리를 활보헷슴!!
벗뜨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
평소에 개그에살고개그에죽는 맹한 우리들에게...차도녀란 컨셉은너무힘들엇슴ㅠㅠ흑
차가운도시여자는강아지뿔ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
차가운도시에서개그하는여자엿슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ하....살려줘요
차도녀가되는법아시는언냐들은연락주세옇ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ힁차도녀가되곺퐈여
무튼그렇게 우린 여자둘이섴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 하..ㅡㅡ영화관에도커플들뿐임증오하겟슴
영화를보고.......애인돋네ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ전철을타러동대문역에다시갓슴
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ우린심심한거전~혀못참음ㅋ
첫번째.게임을생각헤냇슴바로바롴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
스크린도어?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그곳에붙어잇는시를빨리읽는게임이엿슴...ㅎㅎ
우리순진하졓ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
무튼난발음이꼬이고꼬이는바람에계속져서딱밤만주구장창맞앗슴ㅡㅡ하화남....ㅋ
여기까진내가생각헤도별로재미없슴ㅋ본론으로들어가겟슴
시빨리읽기도질린우리들은ㅋ전설의게임
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려게임을하게되었슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
이것은 내친구 사과녀와나의비극이엿슴.......ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
상처뿐인게임이엿슴....흑ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
친구가왜사과냐하시면번호딸때얼굴이신호등의빨간불처럼완~전빨개져서별명붙임ㅋ훗훗훗
그렇게 첫판은 엉덩이로이름쓰기엿슴.........아전철진짜안옴 ㅡㅡ화낫슴기달리다가
계속성북행이랑뭐시기행만옴 ㅡㅡ우리의친구소요산행은절대로네버오지안앗슴 ㅡㅡ
그렇게내친구사과녀와 난 첫가위바위보...즉묵찌빠를햇슴
아ㅣㅇ항악앙망ㄹ;ㅓㅁㅇ이럴순없어.....
사과녀의기습공격으로내가지게되엇슴.......하.....
그렇게난 엉덩이로이름을썻슴.........옆에계신예쁜언냐보고웃으심.....
그렇게내엉덩이의순결은ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅃㅇㅋ
난 나혼자만 쪽팔릴수가없어서친구에게몇판더하자고햇슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데도대체왜이럼??ㅡㅡ왜자꼬나만지는거임???????얜묵찌빠의신인가....
할때전철님께서 등장헤주심ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ하전철느님싸랑헤요
전철안에서도우리의쪽팔려는계속되엇슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
두번째벌칙은
별거아님ㅋ긴장하지마세옄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
전철에서내린뒤막뛰어서옆옆문으로다시들어오는거엿슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데이게왠일????????????ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ친구가계속짐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그러자친구가제안을함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이번벌칙은우리또래의남자번호따오기
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ난한번도남자번호딴적없슴ㅋ평생따고싶지도않음그저무서움
그래서난지지않을각오로!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!묵찌빠를또햇슴!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
꺆ㅋㅋ꺆ㅋ꺄햫ㅇㅎ야햐향꺄꺄핳ㅎ핳흥얼흥얼~하늘에계신우리아버지어머니할렐루야~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
이영광을우리옆에앉아계셧던만취아줌니아저씨께바쳐용ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
내가이겻슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ사과녀는울상이되엇슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그렇게우리는번호딸남자사냥을시작헷슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
사과녀는내빼기시작함ㅡㅡㅋ자기는A급아니면안딴다함ㅡㅡㅋ
그레서내가골라드림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
후보1 북쪽얼굴패딩을입고잇는카리스마좔좔형님
후보2 우리동네 밴드부오빠야들
사과녀ㅡㅡ둘다싫다함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그레도사랑하는거알지
나장난반진심반이렇게말헷슴
"그럼셋중에골라~~~~~1칸첨부터끗까지대한독립만세~~만세할레아님저북쪽얼굴패딩번호딸래
아님밴드부오빠야들번호딸레???"
그렇게전철을한바퀴돈뒤사과녀는결정을하엿슴.....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
북쪽얼굴패딩번호따깈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
편하게북얼패라하겟슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그북얼패.......무섭게생김....약간용가화이어??그런삘...그런포스???ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
하내가남얼굴평가할때가아니죻ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
그앞에밴드부오빠야들자기네끼리난리남 ㅡㅡ앞머리잡고장난치고지들끼리웃음
사실나도그개그에끼고싶엇슴.......ㅎㅎ
사과녘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ내려야할곳은다가오는데계속안딸려함 ㅡㅡ
벗띀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
난난난난난계~~~~~~~~속재촉하엿슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그러자사과녀가나에게물음..........
"근데번호안주면어떡해??ㅠ_ㅠ"
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ귀여운자식ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ내가그걸어케알앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그래서난 "그럼내가막완전크게웃으면서그래벌칙성공이야이래줄게"
이랫슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그거믿고사과녀는그의앞으로....서서히...서서히..
다가갓슴.......ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
사과녀: 저기.....버....언호좀..................
북얼패: 네????제번호여????
사과녀: 으..........
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이때우리사과녀님ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ얼굴이신호등이되셧슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ옆에계신언냐막쳐다보시고완전놀란듯이보곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아낰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
결국우리의사과녀는번호따기에성공함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
난혼자 꽃단여자처럼 쫌멀리서......막쪼갬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그뒤로사과녀와나는옆칸으로막텨감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ핰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
벌칙중에문자하기도잇어서우린문자를헤보기로결심함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
사과녀 : 저기몇살이세요..?
북얼패 : 저 이제 고 1
우리약간은T꺼운말투로살짝뒷담화까는도중..
북얼패 : 고1이요ㅋ
핰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ우리랑동갑이엿슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그렇게사과녀는문자를살짝쿵씹어주시고나보다한정거장앞에서내림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그순진한사과녀가나에게당부햇슴
"나내리자마자전화해줘야되???ㅠㅠ.ㅠ"
난좋은구경햇으니기분좋게알아따함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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