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처음글을쓰려니까.....떨리네욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
음슴체가대세니까음슴체를쓰겠음
지금나는이팔청춘의여고생임
우리가족들은되게재밌게지냄
장난도많이치고엄마랑나랑은가끔야한농담도하고그럼
우리가족의전부를보여줄수는없겠지만
우리가족들의카톡내용을올려보려함
재미없어도이쁘게봐줬으면좋겠음
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뿌잉은또어디서배워온건지
이건오늘아침에아빠랑한닭살카톡ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
은근기분좋았음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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아빠가일때문에지방내려갔었는데
카톡으로올라온다고했을때한카톡임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
학교에지각했었던날ㅋㅋ아빠가선생님한테혼났냐고물어보더니안혼났
다니까엄청아까워함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
밑에꺼부턴엄마랑아빠카톡내용임
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개오그라듬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
통장비밀번호를아빠가기억못했을땤ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
역시괜히조폭엄마가아님
1.
한번은뭘하다가테이프가필요했음 테이프를가지러거실에가야됬음
거실에가서불을켰음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ근데아빠가갑자기엄마자리에서아빠자리로급하게굴러옴
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아빠는런닝(?)이올라가있고엄마는윗도리를추스림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아빠가왜안자고나오냐고나한테화를냄ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
응?왜화를내는걸까
2. 엄마의 개사실력
이승기가김치냉장고선전한거중에
"우리엄마김치최고야~아무도그맛못따라오지~"라고이승기가노래부르는선전이
있을거임
우리엄마가김치를못만듦ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그래서엄마가그가사를개사함 "우리엄마김치산거야~"
그리고,
맛선;생이라는조미료?있지않음?
근데그선전이 "엄마는? 맛선ㅅ~"이렇게하는건데엄마가또개사를함
참고로우리엄마는욕을잘함 "엄마는? 욕선생~"
그리고,
드라마중에우리집ㅇㅈ들?그거맞나?하여튼그거
오프닝때나오는노래에"허니허니컴컴컴~허니허니컴컴~"뭐이런노래가있는데
엄마가또개사를했음
우리동생이름이개똥이라고치면
동생이말안들을때마다동생한테 "개똥개똥팡팡팡~" 이럼
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팡팡팡은동생이맞는소리를나타낸거임
3. 엄마의 드립
뭐...우리엄만 일명 
드립이라고 불리는걸잘함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
대표적인것만꼽자면...두가지? 그정도가있음(자주하는거)
무슨얘기를하다가어이가없어서다른사람이"어이없다."이러면
"어이없으면허준(어의)불러." 이게처음엔진짜어이없어서엄마를구박했지만ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
이게옮게됨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그래서나도친구들한테써먹었었는데친구중에한명이옮았음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데걔가아빠한테써먹었다가이상한거배웠다고혼났다고함ㅋㅋㅋ
그리고, 이건흔할지도모르겠지만
"이거이상해"이러면"이상하면치과가."이럼
갑자기분위기가싸해짐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
갑자기쓰려고하니까생각나는게없네요
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