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쿸이친구 |2012.06.15 03:00
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안녕하세요ㅋㅋ전17살흔녀임니당제가오늘이렇게판을쓰게된이유는 한참떠오르는허세계의샛별이떠오르고잇더라고욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ너무웃겨서판쓰려고맘먹엇죠일단얘는저랑동갑이고키는좀작아요..167..하핳..키는중요한게아니니까요!그냥긴말않고본론갈께요! 제가글솜씨가너무없어섴ㅋㅋㅋ두서없이막써대도이해해주세요!ㅠ일단이허세남은쿸이라고할께요
음슴체!!음흉







1. 부자 쿸이
일단 이날 이친구랑대화를하고잇엇음 근데 이날은 내가 이친구랑 친해진지 별로안됫을때엿음그래서난솔직히이때까지만해도이친구의실체를몰랏음ㅋ;빨리좀알껄..ㅋ..우린이때여러가지얘기를하고잇엇음 그냥 이성얘기, 하고싶은거등등?좀많앗음




근뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이자식잌ㅋㅋㅋ갑자기세계일주를하고싶다고하는거임그래서난 "아그래?그럼돈많이모아야겟네ㅋㅋ"이랫음


그랫더닠ㅋㅋㅋ쿸이가




"아상관없어ㅋ내통장에이미3억정도잇거든?ㅋ그거가지고세계일주하면되ㅋ뭐..엄마가주식이나펀드로다모아준돈이고 좋은경험도될겸 자전거타고세계일주할려고ㅋㅋ"



ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.....


아난너무웃겨섴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ진ㅉㅏ할말을잃엇엇음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ도데체어디서이런발상이나올수잇는건지참ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그리고저말투도참..ㅋ시크하다^0^..




3억이누구집개이름도아니곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ어떻게3억을모앗지ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그럼세계사람들주식펀드로다부자됫겟닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이때첨으로내미래재산에희망을걸엇엇음^^ㅋ











2. 건강한 쿸이
위에 얘기랑 이어짐!난쿸이가정말좀어이가없엇음...하...그래서난바로이렇게말햇음


"세계일주하다가죽겟넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ" 이랫더니



우리쿸이가




"사람그런거가지고안죽어ㅋ아니쉽게못죽을껄?ㅋ그렇게쉽게죽으면난이미귀신이닼ㅋ"
이러는거임






그래서난도데체무슨뜻인가해서
"그게뭐얔ㅋㅋㅋ니가왜귀신이야" 라고답해줫음







그랫더니쿸이가
"자전거타다죽으면사람다죽냐ㅋ나는진짜살기가너무싫어서손목긋고건물에서뛰어내리고별짓다햇는데도안죽더라ㅋ아좀아쉽긴햇는데그만큼내몸이좀튼튼하단소리니까ㅋ아운동을너무열심히햇나?ㅋㅋ아그리고나어차피운동조카열심히해서자전거따위탄다고안지침걱정ㄴㄴ"



이러는거임...




그랰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ니몸좋다^0^ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ부럽ㅈ네..그리곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ너걱정안햌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ걱정하지마...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ




초콜릿복근잇어서부럽다쿸아^0^ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나좀하나주렴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ먹어보게ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ요즘초콜렛이땡기더라니만ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 







3. 운동쟁이 쿸이
쿸이가 요즘 자기몸만드는데 참열심히임.위에편에서말햇듯이 쿸이가 자.기.입.으.로. 몸이좋다하지않앗음?그래서그얘길써보려고함


쿸이가페북을열심히함또


근데너무열심히해서탈일정도로열심히함^0^


이일은내가쿸이랑위에대화하고좀지낫을때얘기임그사이에일이잇어서페북친구도다끊고일촌도끊고진짜다끊엇엇던상태엿음근데내가그날친구를만낫엇는데얘가쿸이랑페북친구엿음그래서얜요즘어떻게지내나하고페북을들여다보는데



아잉부끄뎡>_<ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ








쿸앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ너복근사진은왜올령....부꾸럽짜낭>_<ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ





하..진짜충격의도가니...





자기운동일지를페북에쓰고앉아잇음왜그러는거니쿸앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ






게다가내용은더가관임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ





자기복근사진올려놓고서








"얘들아나복근거의다만들어간다ㅋ 조카이번에운동다끝내면 나한테깝쳣던 옆학교애새끼들다아작내야지^^ 긴장빨아ㅎ"


이럼.........ㅋ............






아옼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ때려버리고싶닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ






정체가뭐니넌?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ어느별에서온거얌..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ



제발그르지마ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ내눈이없어지고잇잖아....






나의손과발이없어지고잇어쿸아........


ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ








4. 로맨티스트 쿸이

음.. 이일은 쿸이가드디어여자친구가생겻을때엿음!!!
근데쿸이가어떻게여자친구를사겻는지궁금하지않음?
나도정말궁금햇음


그래서쿸이홈피를들어가봣음



그런데.....ㅋ.........




쿸아너생각보다로맨틱하다^0^



ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ






지다이어리에 정말허세+오글+야밤에이불발차기 모든 허세란허센 다끌어모아서 써둔 다이어리가있엇음






근데딱봐도 Only for his girlfriendㅋ....




쿸이가나중에뭐라고써놨는지자세하게궁금하시면알려드리겟음!!!아마너무충격먹어서캡쳐해놓은게잇을꺼임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ하지만지금은찾기귀찮다는게함정ㅋ.






일단근데진짜대충무슨내용이었냐면 



"아침에눈을뜨면 너가제일먼저보고싶고 모닝키스를 날려주는게 너였음하고 그생각이 저녁까지변함없어서 굿나잇키스까지 너한테 바라고있어"





뭐대충이런내용?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.......








쿸아이러지마....ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ나너무보기힘들어ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ근데재밋넹:)ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ









근데더쩌는건 쿸이여자친구의댓글!!!!!









쿸이여자친구: 누구한테하는소리야?ㅎ





쿸이: 모르겠어? 너잖아




쿸이여자친구: 나?ㅎ




쿸이: 응 그래바로너 땡땡아






ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래바로너......ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그런국어책같은말투안써도됰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ





ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ일단보고친구들한테대박이라면서보여줫음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ첫번째대박은다이어리내용이엇고 두번째대박은댓글들.....ㅋ




미치겟닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ쿸아왜이랰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ근데그이후로얼마안되서 둘이깨짐ㅠ





사실좋다ㅋ음흉








쿸이널이제내가갖겟어찌릿












ㅋ.....










5. 일찌니 쿸이

일단그냥전체적인문맥으로봣을때 쿸이가 학교에서 일진놀이를할꺼같다는생각이들지않음?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그렇게생각햇다면.............













맞음ㅋ











일단근데친구도3명잇다고들엇음나머지는지가무서워서옆에오지도못한다나뭐라나...ㅋ





니가무슨F4니?


ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ







암튼그런데 하루는 모아보기를보다가 쿸이가살기싫다는글을써놓음...여자친구랑깨지고별로안됫을때








죽지마쿸아ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ나에게재미를더달란마리야ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ







ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ






아나좀나쁜거같음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ자제함







근데거기에친구가댓글을달았음
근데내용이대화체로쓰겠음





쿸친구: 뭔소리야천하의김쿸이ㅋ니가살기싫을때도잇엇냐?ㅋ







쿸: 닥쳐라 조카진심이니까 헤어지고좀힘들다







쿸친구: 그럼어쩔껀뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ오랜만에달릴까? 형이사줄께 마시자







쿸: 됫어ㅅㅂ아 조카나지금기분조카안좋은데 ㅈㄹ하지마라 ㅅㅂ근데나이상태로더잇다간옆학교가서다팰듯 지금옆학교에서 고2이랑 고1들 싸움났다는데 가서쓸고올까








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넌소설남주가아니야ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ이러지마ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 쿸아진심으로걱정되서하는소린데사람때리는거아니야ㅠ
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근데결국엔 안간걸로알고잇음윙크














일단쿸이이야기는여기서끝임!너무두서없기도햇고 처음써보는판이라좀 말도안되는말이잇기는한데쿸이봐서이쁘게봐주세영....추천많으면담편도..ㅎㅎ안원하시면됫구용..











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