It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't lookin'
Kelly  had a fat ass and trouble was cookin'
She  had a boy wrapped around her finger tight
I fell in love with him, but he wasn't in my life
The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly
She  was kissin' Brendon, I got jelly
I  wanted to be in her shoes for one day
I just waited 'til recess to make her pay