In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a women's
genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly t them
during the examintion. He may only see their reflection
in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from loking at the genitals
of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick
or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them
for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason : under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her
bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,
may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but
only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia,a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens,
her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thougt.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where
alcoholic beverages are sold for cunsumption on
the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can life 50 times its wn weight, can pull
30 times its own weight and always falls over on
its right side, whn intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of?? hm...
Did he Government pay for this research?)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(What the ... )
