DON'T  LOOK AT NAKED LADY 
 
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?  
 
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at  
            at a naked lady,  I'll turn into stone. 
             A part of me is getting hard already.
 
 
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NAMES OF WIVES 
  
One man had 4 wives, so he called his 
4th wife..... baby doll, 
3rd wife ...china doll  
2nd wife.....barbie doll 
1st wife..... panadol 
  
  
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HOW   INDIA  GOT  ITS  NAME 
  
This is how India got its name..... 
  
The king was having sex with his mistress  
while thinking a name of his country and 
his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?". 
  
  
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GOLF VIS-A-VIS LOVE 
    
Golf is like a love affair 
If you don't take it seriously, it's fun  
If you take it seriously, It's going to be heart-ache  
  
 
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WHAT'S GOLF 
  
Golf is a lot of walking 
broken up with lots of disappointments  
  
 
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RESEARCH FINDING 
  
Research shows men are fatter than women 
because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas
while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch  
  
 
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MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND 
  
W --- wonderful               H---- handsome  
I  ---- item                         U --- useful  
F ---  for                            S --- smart 
E ---  entertainment        B --- but 
                                          A --- at 
                                          N --- night  
                                          D --- dangerous  

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THAT OLD QUESTION BUT IT DOES ANSWER... 
  
CHILD:  Dad, where did I come  from? 
DAD:    Okay,  we had to have this conversation some day!..  Listen...  

Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I  set up a 
meeting  with  your mom  and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber  Cafe? 

Then, mom did  some downloads  from dads memory stick and when dad was  ready to upload,  we discovered  that there was no firewall.  Seeing  that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload..  
  
Nine months later,  the damn virus appeared!. 
  
CHILD:  Huh?