Everyone should know this stuff!
The World Is Nuts
In Lebanon ,
men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be
female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.
(Like THAT makes
sense..)
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In Bahrain , a
male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from
looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their
reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look
different reversed?)
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Muslims are
banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies t o
undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times.
(A
brick?)
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The penalty
for masturbation in Indonesia
is decapit
ation.
(Much worse than
"going blind"!)
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There
are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower
young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's
just think for a minute; is there
Any
job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong
, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may
only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,
may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah!
Justice!)
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Topless
saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of
course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one
shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa
Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her
daughter at the same time.
(I presume this
was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland
, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be disp ensed from a vending machine only "in places where
alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this
a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your
head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers
for this stuff?)
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Humans and
dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why
Flipper was always smiling
?)
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The
ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and
always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From
drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the
government pay for
this
research??)
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Butterflies
taste with their feet.
(Ah,
geez.)
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An ostrich's
eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some
people like that.)
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Starfish
don't have brains.
(I know some
people like that, too.)
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And the best
for last?
Turtles can
breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I
had bad
Breath in the
morning!)
