Jesus said,

I am the Zombie Lord.

Give me the money!

I need the money!

On the third day, Jesus roes from his tomb?

Oh! Jesus was a Zombie!

He infects imbeciles, makes them zombie hordes.

He died for your sins, now he's back for your brains.

be careful, idiots! Zombie'll eat your brains.

They are christians!

Yes! they were infected.  they are Zombies!

Zombie Christianity is a distinct sect of Christianity which believes that Jesus Christ returned to the earth after his crucifixion not as the savior of mankind, but as a ravenous, brain eating zombie.