Lyrics
Amy Poehler: [ singing ]
"I've got a new man this holiday Someone who won't let me down."
Kristen Wiig:
"A guy whose eyes always sparkle
A man who can show you the town."
Maya Rudolph:
"My boyfriend knows when I'm sleeping
He always treats me right."
Together:
"He knows if I've been bad or good
But when I'm naughty, he thinks it's nice.
Santa's my boyfriend
Oh yes, Santa's the one that I love."
Maya Rudolph:
"I believe he's real, because I can still feel
The touch of his furry white glove."
Together: Ahhhhh!!
"Santa's my boyfriend
Oh, I've never been in love like this."
Maya Rudolph:
"When he comes down my chimney --"
Kristen Wiig:
"I get weak in the knees --"
Amy Poehler:
"Because it's his kiss that's first on my list!"
Amy Poehler:
I like it when we jump in a sleigh,
and he takes me to the north Pole!
Kristen & Maya:
Ain't he the greatest!!
Kristen Wiig:
He told me that he loves the taste of my milk and cookies!
Amy & Maya:
[ excited ] He told me the same thing!!
Maya Rudolph:
When everybody else is putting up their stockings, he's taking mine down!
Together: You get the picture!!
"Santa's my boyfriend
He keeps me warm in the cold winter snow."
Kristen Wiig: "He's jolly and kind --"
Amy Poehler:
"And I don't even mind
When he sees me and shouts:
Together: 'Ho, ho, ho!'
Santa's my boyfriend!
And we'll have a wonderful life
I can't wait for the time, when he'll truly be mine
And he'll leave his bitch of a wife!"
Amy Poehler: He's gonna leave her, right?
Kristen Wiig: Of course he's gonna leave her - he promised!
Maya Rudfolph: They always promise, and it usually works out, right?
Together: [ singing ]
"Oh, liiiiiiiiiiive.
Oh, liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive from New Yorrrrrrrrrrrrrk.. it's Sat-ur-day.. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
