Saturday Night Live - Dick in a Box (저스틴팀버레이크 편中)

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저스틴 팀버레이크가 나오는 SNL은 항상 재미있다.

저번에도 그랬고, 이번에도 여전히 무지하게 망가졌다...

같이 나오는 남자는

31시즌에 레파토리 플레이어로 데뷔했다가

한시즌만에 캐스트멤버로 올라선

앤디 샘버그 이다.

얼마전에 키얼스틴 던스트랑 스캔들도 났었는데,

그냥 잠깐 사귄 사이인듯싶다...

미국내에서는 이사람의 코미디실력을 두고

인터넷용 이다,

(인터넷 사이트에서 실력을 인정받아 제작자인 론 마이클스에게 캐스팅 되었었다)

방송에서도 잘한다, 이래저래 말이 많았는데,

확실히 Digital Short에서의 모습은

인터넷 스러운 요소가 많아서 그런지 재미있는것 같다.

p.s 그나저나 노래가 참 자극적이다..무려 Dick in a box라니..

아마도, 본방에서 "삐-"소리 처리된것 같다...

Lyrics

Singer 1:
"Hey, girl. I got something real important to give you.
So, just sit down.. and listen:

Girl, you know we been together, such a long, long time."

Singer 2: "Such a long time."

Singer 1: "And now I'm ready, to lay it on the li-ine."

Singer 2: "Wow, you know it's Christmas, and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something, so you know what's on my mind."

Singer 1: "A gift real special, so take off the top."

Singer 2: "Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box."

Together:
"Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I want to get you something from the heart
Something special, girl

It's my dick in a box!
In a box, baby.
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, girl.

See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I've got just the one
I'm gonna show you that you are second to none.

All the fellas out there, with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps:

1. Cut a hole in a box.

2. Put your junk in that box.

3. Make her open the box.

And that's the way you do it.

It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, baby.
It's my dick in a box!
Oo-oo-ooh, my dick in a box, girl."

Singer 1: "Christmas."

Singer 2: "A dick in a box."

Singer 1: "Hanukkah."

Singer 2: "A dick in a box."

Singer 1: "Kwanzaa."

Singer 2:
"A dick in a box.
Every single holiday, a dick in a box.
Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box.
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a bo-o-o-o-o-xxxx
Yeah, yeah, yeah.."