ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ안녕하세요
아웅내일이개학이고방학숙제는!^^패쓰!!!!
아웅판보는건재밌어도쓰는건처음인데ㅜㅜ쓰는게좀오글육글거려서..쓸까말까고민하다가
제친구가쓰지말라고해서그냥쓰려고요ㅎ친구얘기는거꾸로들어야제맛
이니까요ㅋㅋㅋ
친구한테야니네오빠얘기쓸꺼야라고하니까안됀다고안됀다고우리오빠판자주본다고이러고울고불고
난리를치다가지가신고하겠대요ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ오오깝신강림?ㅋㅋㅋ상관없어너의얘기를씹는건
내방에서홀아비냄새가나는것같은당연한일이니깐
일단제친구는ㅋㅋㅋ못생겼어요ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.....장난ㄴ이고솔직히!!!1예쁜건아니라고쳐도
그나마화장하면사람돼는ㅋㅋ마치곰이마늘과쑥을먹듯제친구는비비와아이라인을바르지요..
근데걔한테는!!훈ㅋ남ㅋ훈to the남!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1와웅올레!!!!!!!!!!!!!!오빠가있슴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
(아음슴체써야겠다안쓸려고했는데그게읽기편하네)
그오빠얘기는친구한테귀가닳도록들었지만 직접본건얼마았됐음ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
학교가끝나고 그친구네집에가려고하는데친구가집에오빠가있다고했음(훗너를노렸써~~~)
엘레베이터거울로얼굴상태를체크하고(하나마나)꺅친구집에들어간순간!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
눈깔고친구방으로슉들어감흐엏어허ㅓㅎㅇ흐엏무섭딴말야ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
그오빠만있던게아니고친구들이무더기로ㅜㅜ...ㅜㅜ.ㅜㅜ.ㅜ.ㅜ....ㅜ암튼그때친구네오빠를봤는뎅
ㅎㅎㅎㅎ..ㅎ.ㅎㅎ.ㅎ.ㅎ....ㅎㅎㅎ.ㅎ.ㅎ..ㅎ.ㅎ...ㅎ.ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
키는180?그정도라고들어꼬
어깨가><히히ㅣ히히히얼굴이><히히히ㅣㅎ히히히ㅣㅎ...잘자란훈남하나열친구안부럽다더니
친구야난너만있으면돼!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ어떻게유전자가이렇게갈릴수있는거지?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ친구는
오빠도있고언니도한명있는데걔네언니도조카이쁘도오빠도조카잘생김친구만억울하게생김ㅜㅜ
집에서못난이소리들으면서삼ㅜㅜ(불쌍한년ㅉㅉ)그렇다고공부를잘하는것도아님ㅜㅜ
마술을부리는것도아니고초능력을부리는것도아님ㅜㅜ숨겨진부잣집의외동딸도아님ㅜㅜ
아우쓸수록불쌍하네ㅠㅠ..흑흑눙무리..........
암튼이제 걔네오빠에피소드를한땀한땀정성스럽게써보겠음
1.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ쓰기전부터웃김ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
내친구가학원에서수업받고있었는데갑자기오빠한테전화가왔다고함ㅋㅋ
그래서이놈새끼가왠일이지?(친구는오빠를싫어함..븅신ㅋ)하고조용하게
수업이라말을잘못하고짧게짧게
친구- 오빠-
"여보세요?"
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ키키ㅣ키키키ㅣㅣ키ㅣㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
키키ㅣ키키키ㅣㅣ키키ㅣ"
"아왜그래ㅋㅋ"
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ키키키키ㅣ킼ㅋㅋ키크ㅡ크크ㅡ키크키키킠ㅋㅋㅋ!@#!$@@#$* "
오빠가막웃으면서뭐라뭐라했는데친구는못듣고
"아왜쪼개냐고ㅋㅋㅋ"
"$#$!#@#@ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ키키키킼ㅋ킼키ㅣ킼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
"머라공?ㅋㅋㅋ"
"나침대에꼇다굥ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
키키ㅣ키키ㅣ키키키키키킼ㅋ키ㅣ킼"
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ침대에사이에핸드폰들어가서꺼낼라고들어갔는데안빠졐ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ팔이껴서10분동안안나왘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아팤ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋ엄마불러ㅋㅋ"
"ㅋㅋㅋ엄마랑싸웠엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋ누나한테문자도했는데씹어ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ"
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아우귀엽지아나영?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅉㅉ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
2.친구네집에놀러갔을때ㅋㅋ후욱후욱잘생긴오빠네방은어떠케생겻을까
하고훈남오빠방에들어가씀ㅋㅋㅋㅋ근데ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ침대커버가분홍색♡
ㅋㅋㅋ오빠님조카왜케기여워영?더웃긴건ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
침대에흐믈흐믈몸빼같이생겼는ㄴ데땡땡이무늬파자마가있었심ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
설마..........설맠ㅋㅋㅋ했는데친구가우리오빠그거안입으면잠못잠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이래ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
이바지임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ↑이분들은강수진고규학커플ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
이사진보고어!!!!!!!!!!!1ㅇㅇ이오빠네바지닼ㅋㅋㅋ!!!!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
3.근데친구네오빠가이렇게귀여운데그건다우리생각임....솔찌키쫌무서움쫌..ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
맨날친구가오빠한테눌려살길래ㅋㅋㅋㅋ내가막강의를했음니가그렇게사니까눌러사는거다
맨날오빠한테욕먹고그러케살고싶냐그러면서내가친구인척하고그오빠한테막문자를해씀ㅋㅋㅋ
근데가뿐히씹고빨리집에들어오라는얘기를하는거임ㅋ그래서ㅇㅇ이러케보냈떠니
폭풍문자옴ㅜㅜㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ욕으로ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ야이쉬밸련아한번만더문자그렇게보내면어떻게돼는지보자고어쩌구저쩌구친구앞에서안무서운척했지만핸드폰들고있는내손은부들부들....
4.친구가원래이사를가기로했는데그냥가지말고도배를새로하고가구도싹바꾸기로했다고함ㅋㅋㅋ
근데친구네오빠가ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ조카곰곰히뭘생각하더니ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아이곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"야아무리생각해도내방은분홍색으로도배해야겠어"
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ분홍색졸라좋아함ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그래서침대커버도분홍색ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아우귀여워진짜ㅜㅜㅜㅜ
5.아이건별로쎈건아닌데그냥좀귀여운거ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
친구네오빠는친구조카발로차고때리고하다가도어디나갈때꼭친구한테목도리매달라고함ㅜㅜㅋㅋㅋ
오빠내가메줄게
6.이것도약한거ㅜㅜ...조카추운날에친구네오빠가나갔다들어오면서 아죽고싶다이래서
친구가왜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이랬더니조카진지하게아추워서죽고싶어시발이랬다고함ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
7.방금네톤쪽지로친구한테들어온따끈따끈한소식임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
이번에설날에친구오빠가친척들이랑막고스톱을치다가져가지고친척오빠랑친척동생이랑편먹고
오빠죽일라해서그오빠가판엎고조카쳐맞았는데표정이조카웃겨따고함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데막맞을때눈가리고맞고눈에서쏜때라고하니까안됀다고눈맞을때아프다고ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그러고나서벽쪽으로가서울려고했다함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ친구가오빠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ울엌ㅋㅋ???ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
8.오..또지금들어온속보임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
친구가컴터를하고있었는데친구오빠가밖에서놀다들어오더니친구얼굴에파스를붙임ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그래서아왜그래ㅡㅡ이랬더니야내가너를얼마나기다렸는지아냐?이래서왜ㅡㅡ
이랬더니원래파스를친구학원가기전에얼굴에다붙일려고했는데그려면자기가파스를붙일시간이얼마없어서
얼굴에파스붙힐려고친구학원끝날때까지기다림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서친구가조카화내니깐쿨하게씹고방으로들어감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ4차원ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아더많은데생각이안남ㅜㅜ..아쉬울뿐임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데내친구도하는짓은기여움ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
오빠를닮았나ㅜㅜ.....근데친구네오빠는무서움여기서짚고넘어가야할것은무서움....
귀엽기도한테무섭기도하고 ㅜㅜ지금이거쓰다가그오빠한테들킬까봐무서움
근데나는상관없씀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ내오빠가아니니깐ㅋㅋ친구만맞는거임ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
훈남오빠날라차기보여죠요!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ대한민국에이런훈남이많아야함!!!!!!!!
(아ㄱㅇㄹ나이거쓰느라고줜나힘들었써개냔아...신고하지마라ㅡㅡㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아글고니네오빠조음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)
