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슴두살 여자사람입니다
맨날 도서관가서 책은정독안하면서 판정독하는
그런 무늬만도서관범생이,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나만그런거아니잖아요,,,,,,분명여기찔리는사람있다 손!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
처음 판에 글써보는데 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,나만 웃긴건진모르겟으나
맨날 카톡으로 서로에게 잔잔한웃음주는ㅋㅋㅋ 친구얘기 쓰려고함
아 서론이 길어졋음,,,
바로시작하겟음
음슴체로가는게대세겟찌?
나한테는안지 2~3년정도된친구가있음
같은동성인여자도아닌 여자같이생긴남자임
동갑도아닌 2살많은사람임
근데정말허물없는걍친구가되버렸음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
참고로나여중여고나와서,,,,,,,,,남자한테 낯엄청가리는,,,,,,,,,,,여성이였음,,,,,,,,,,,였음,,,였,,,,음,,,,,,지금은,,,,,,,,,,,,아님ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
1. 첫 만 남
우린 알바하면서 알게됐음ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
나 첫출근날 첫 알바라 엄청 긴장탔음..................................
얼마나 긴장했음 늦으면 첫 날 찍힐까봐 잘보이려고 한시간 일찍갔음,,,,,,,,,
근데 문이 안 열려 잇어서 한시간 그냥 기다림,,,,,,,,,,참고로 한 여름이였음.......ㅠㅠ....
잘보이고 할꺼도 없었음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
씻고갓는데 한시간땀흘려서 첫 날 머리떡진알바생됏음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그것도 사람상대하는매장이엿는데ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
여튼 그렇게 출근하고 청소하는데
만만하게 생긴 오빠있길래 저사람 공략해서 알바배우기로 마음먹음,,,,,,,,
그게지금말할 친구임
근데 위에말했듯이 저때까지 나 낯 엄청가려서 평소엔 하이톤인데
개미목소리로
저기,요,,,,,,,,,오,,,,,,,빠,,,,,,,,,하니깐
못듣고씹는거임ㅡㅡ
빨리손님이찾는물건찾아야는데
자꾸씹힘,,,,,,,,,,,,아,,,,,,,,,,그니깐 낯가리고 머도 없이.,,,,,,,,,,,
톤높아짐,,,,,,,,,,,,
나: 아,,저기요! 미ㅗㅓ행로ㅓㅁ;ㅔ홰?
그러고는안씹힘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데손님급많아지니깐
정신없어짐,,,,,,,,,,,,,
그니깐
항상친구들이랑만 지내다가
사회생활처음하니깐 평소버릇이나오는거임......ㅠ......
반말...........ㅡㅡ.....
나:저기,,,,,,,,,,,,,ㅇ뫃래ㅑ오?
어느새'요'자빠져있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데지도바쁘니깐신경안씀
더바빠지니깐
나: 야.,임로대ㅗㅓ;ㅔ새ㅗㅓㅔ;ㅂ매ㅓ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,??????????'
친구:O.O?
나: 앗,,,,,,,,,,,,죄송해요
,,,,,,,,,,,내가미친거지,,,,,,,,
근데자꾸,,,,,,,,,,,반말나오는거임ㅠㅠ
나버릇없는애아닌데\,,,,,,,,나도저때바빠서처음일하는데 바빠서 미쳐잇었던게로지,,,,,,,,,,,,,
라고믿고 싶음..................ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ...
그러다친구도같이일할껀데
그냥편하게 반말하라고너그러히봐줌
그때부터친구됨
근데걘오빠로써말놓으라는거였을텐데난그냥완전다놓음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그래서첫날부터그냥친구됨
2.
그 친구랑 두달정도 같이 알바함
근데 친구가 사장 싫어서 잠수탐
철없어보이지만
사장이정말아니였음
나이해안가는건말하고아닌건아닌건데
나도더잇다가
그사장정말이해안가서다따지고말할거말하고그만둔................
여튼친구가잠수타고그만둬서
나알바할때놀러도안왔음,,,못왓음,,,,,,,
근데그놈이근처다른곳에알바를시작해서,,,,,,,,,,,
나한테,,,,,,,,,,, 빵주러왔음..............
근데,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'
나그날
휴무였음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'
사장없나 매장안동태살피다가,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
친구사장이랑눈마주침,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
그것도코앞에서,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
내가미안할일아니잖아ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
안웃겨? 난왜웃기지,,,,,,,,,묻지도따지지도않고
븅신같이그냥나보러옴,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
근데진짜븅신임,ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
이제 웃겨줄게용!
나가지마!ㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
3.
하루는 내가 이번 여름에 비키니입겟다고
다욧하겟다고 했음
그니깐 그놈이 난 절벽이라고 않된다고함,,,,,,,,,,,ㅡㅡ
내가그건여자비하발언이라고
취소하라고막따졌음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
그니깐지여자친구가말해줫다고
요즘수술하는거얼마다말하는거임,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ㅁㅊ,,,,,,,,,,,,
그래서니도하자고
닌어딜봐도여자같다고그랬음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
그니깐지는딱봐도남자라고따짐,
내가그래서거울보랬음,,,,,,,,
거울봐도남자라는거임,,,,,,,,,,
그래서내가딱한마디했음,,,,,,,,
목욕탕거울빼고ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
여기서못웃는사람,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
이해력가지고다시와서봐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
우리정말허물없는친구예요..........ㅠㅠ
머라고하지마세요,,,,ㅠㅠ,,,,,,,,,,,
다웃자고하는소리잖아요,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ㅠㅠㅠ,,,,,,,
그냥화통하게웃고넘깁시다!
우리처럼!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
4. 친구가 몇 달전 스마트폰샀음
근데 자꾸 오타치는거임 ㅡㅡ
나 바보냐고 기계치냐고 놀림
터치 어색해서라고 변명함
그래,,,,,,,처음이니이해해준다고했음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'
근데 계속 오타침,,,,,,,,,,,,,ㅡㅡ
그래서난계속놀렸음......,
(왜,,,,,,,,,,,,머라지마세요,........다들그러잖아요,,,,,,,,친구놀리는거,,,,,,,,,,,,,친하니깐,,,,,,,,,,놀리는거,,,,,,,,,,,,,그냥,,,,,재미잖아요,,,,,,,,,,,ㅠㅠ)
친구는아직적응못해서라고변명함,,,,,,,,,,
폰바꾼지 몇달 흘렸음,,,,,,,,,,,,,
근데도 계속 오타침,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
적응력떨어진다고언제적응하는거냐고
인제적응할때도된거같은데왜자꾸오타치는건지
아임소핫,,,,,,,,,,,,,,갑자기 원더걸스 소핫 필받아서 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅁㅊ소리하며
또계속놀렷음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
몇일전,,,,,,,,,,,
카톡하는데
오랜만에오타치는거임,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!
기회닷!하고ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
저,,,,,ㄱ,,,,ㅇ,,,ㅡ.,,,,ㅇ,,,력 머시기치고있는데
갑자기친구,,,,,,,
아 ㅅㅂ 아씨! ㅡㅡ,,,,,,,,,,라고
화내는거임!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
머지했음,,,,,당황햇음,,,,,,,,친구잘,,,,,화안내는,,,,,,착한,,,,,,친군데,,,,,,,,,,,
급무서워서쳤던거지웟음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
오타친거넘어가주기로마음먹엇음,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
근데,,,,,,,,
친구하는말,,,,,,,,,,,,
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
내가머라할까봐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
선수친거래,,,,,ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
5. 친구랑 나는 정말 허물이없음
농담하는 말도 19세 넘어감,,,,,,,
나미성년자아니니깐
이해해주길바람,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
하루는친구랑얘기하는데
내가 친구 당황하게했음,,,,,,,
무슨얘기였는지기억안남
그냥얘기였음
중요한얘기아니였으니깐내용은 패스!
근데 친구 할말없으니깐
나한테
조,,,,,,ㅈ까!라고 하는거임 ㅡㅡ
그래서난 한마디 했음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
난 조,,,,,ㅈ이 없어요
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
친구대화하다말고나갓음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
얘기쓰다보니
다내가버릇없고
막말만하는애같음,,,,,,ㅠㅠ,,
나그런사람아님,,,,,,,,,
이친구랑은서로속까놓고잘말하고해서
막말해도서로웃으며넘김,,,,,,,,
속얘기하는걸여기쓸순없잖아요ㅠㅠ
너그러운마음으로이해부탁!합니다^^^^^^^^
방금옆을보는데 스크롤이얇아져있음,,,,,,,,,,,
레포트도이렇게 길게는 안써본거같은데,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
안웃겼다면
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,나죄송해야는건가요,,,,,,,?,,,,,'
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그래도 서론에 써놓은 잔잔한웃음,,,,,,,,,,,,,드렷을꺼라,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
생각,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,해도될까요?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그런생각조차안햇다면,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
연민의 감정으로
추천!!!!!!!!!!!!!ㄱㄱ
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친구랑얘기했습니다.,
우리무플신화만들어보자고,,,,,,,,,,,,,'
지금악플쓰려고
마음먹으신분
저무플신화만들고싶어요.ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
