<EMBED src=http://mediafile.paran.com/MEDIA_319378/BLOG/200511/1131293605_realslimshady.wmv type=application/x-ms-wmv autostart="true">   May I have
your attention please May I have
your attention please Will the
real Slim Shady
please stand up I repeat will the
real Slim Shady
please stand up We're gonna
have a problem here Y'all act like you
never seen
a white person before Jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy just burst
in the door and started whoopin her
ass worse than before
they first were divorce throwin her
over furniture
It's the return of the Ah wait no way
you're kidding
he didn't just say what I think he did
did he And Dr. Dre said
nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked
in my basement Feminist women
love Eminem
chigga chigga chigga Slim Shady
I'm sick of him Look at him
walkin around grabbin his
you know what Flippin the
you know who Yeah
but he's so cute though Yeah I probably got
a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin on in your
parents' bedrooms Sometimes
I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but can't but it's cool for
Tom Green to hump
a dead moose My bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it
a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver
to little kids And expect them
not to know what a woman's
clitoris is Of course
they gonna know
what intercourse is By the time
they hit fourth grade They got the
Discovery Channel
don't they We ain't
nothing but mammals Well
some of us cannibals who cut other people
open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and
another man can't elope But if you feel
like I feel
I got the antidote Women
wave your pantyhose sing the chorus
and it goes I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up 'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up Will Smith
don't gotta cuss in his raps
to sell his records well I do so fuck him
and fuck you too You think I give a
damn about a Grammy Half of you critics
can't even stomach me
let alone stand me But Slim
what if you win
wouldn't it be weird Why
So you guys could
just lie to get me here So you can sit me here
next to Britney Spears Shit Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly
and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head
to first You little bitch
put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute but I think he's
married to Kim hee hee I should download
her audio on MP3 and show
the whole world how you gave
Eminem VD I'm sick of you
little girl and boy groups
all you do is annoy me so I have been sent
here to destroy you And there's a million
of us just like me
who cuss like me who just don't give
a fuck like me who dress like me walk
talk and act like me and just might be
the next best thing
but not quite me I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up 'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up I'm like a head trip
to listen to cause I'm
only givin you things you joke about
with your friends
inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls
to say it in front of y'all
and I don't gotta be false or
sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic
and spit it and whether you like
to admit it I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you
rappers out can Then you wonder
how can kids eat up these albums
like valiums It's funny
cause at the rate I'm goin
when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin
home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off
with Jergens And I'm jerkin
but this whole bag of
Viagra isn't working And every single person
is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at
Burger King spittin on your
onion rings Or in the parkin lot
circling Screaming
I don't give a fuck with his windows down
and his system up So will the real Shady
please stand up And put one of those
fingers on each hand up And be proud
to be outta your mind
and outta control and one more time
loud as you can
how does it go I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up 'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up 'Coz I'm Slim Shady
yes I'm the real Shady All you other
Slim Shadys are
just imitating So won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up please stand up
please stand up
Ha ha Guess there's a
Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it
let's all stand up